在繁忙的医院走廊里，张峰先生正焦急地等待着他的诊断结果，他面色苍白，眼神中透露出一丝不安，仿佛能预感到即将到来的“风暴”，而此时，我这位医学专家,正准备用我的幽默感为他带来一丝轻松的氛围。
“张峰先生，恭喜你，你得了一种‘非常罕见’的癌症。”我故作神秘地说。
张峰的眉头瞬间皱成了“川”字，他几乎要跳起来：“什么？！‘非常罕见’？那是不是意味着我快死了？”
我摇了摇头，笑道：“别紧张，张峰先生，我说的‘非常罕见’，其实是‘非常常见’的另一种幽默表达方式，你患的，其实是大家熟知的——感冒。”
张峰先是愣了一下，随即松了一口气，但很快又瞪大眼睛：“你……你这是在开玩笑吧？！”
我耸了耸肩，一本正经地说：“不，我可不是在开玩笑，在医学界，我们经常用这种幽默的方式来缓解患者的紧张情绪，毕竟，面对‘癌症’这样的字眼，谁都会心慌，而感冒，虽然听起来不那么‘高大上’，但它确实是一种‘全身性’的‘炎症反应’，从某种角度看，也可以算是一种‘特殊’的‘癌症’预防措施。”
张峰听后，先是愣了半晌，随即忍不住笑出声来，他拍拍我的肩膀，说：“你这医生，真是够幽默的，不过说真的，这次感冒确实让我好好休息了一段时间，也算因祸得福了。”
我笑着点头：“没错，张峰先生，这就是我想说的重点，虽然我们平时总忙于工作，但偶尔的‘小病小痛’也是身体在提醒我们该休息了，下次再有人问你得了什么‘癌症’，你就告诉他们，你患的是‘幽默免疫系统增强版感冒’。”
张峰笑着离开时，还不忘回头说：“我一定会把这话告诉我的朋友们，让他们也‘高兴高兴’。”
英文翻译：
In the bustling hospital corridor, Mr. Zhang Feng was anxiously awaiting his diagnosis. His pale face and slightly agitated eyes seemed to foresee the impending "storm". And at this moment, as a medical expert, I was ready to bring a touch of轻松 to his atmosphere with my sense of humor. "Mr. Zhang Feng, congratulations, you have a very rare type of cancer," I said mysteriously. Zhang Feng's eyebrows instantly furrowed into a "Chuan" character, and he almost jumped up: "What?! 'Very rare'? Does that mean I'm about to die?" I shook my head and laughed: "Don't worry, Mr. Zhang Feng. What I said 'very rare' is actually a different kind of humorous expression for 'very common'. What you have is actually something we all know well - a cold." Zhang Feng's face went blank for a moment, then he let out a sigh of relief, but soon his eyes widened: "Are you kidding me?!" I shrugged and said seriously: "No, I'm not kidding. In the medical world, we often use this kind of humor to alleviate the tension of patients. After all, who wouldn't be panicked by the word 'cancer'? And a cold, although it doesn't sound very 'high-end', it is indeed a 'systemic' 'inflammatory response', which from a certain perspective can also be considered a 'special' 'cancer prevention measure'." After Zhang Feng heard this, he was dazed for a moment, then burst out laughing. He patted my shoulder and said, "You're a funny doctor. But seriously, this cold did give me a good rest for a while, so it's a blessing in disguise." I nodded with a smile: "That's exactly what I wanted to say, Mr. Zhang Feng. Although we are usually busy with work, occasional 'small illnesses and pains' are also the body's way of reminding us to rest. So next time someone asks you what kind of 'cancer' you have, tell them you have a 'humor-enhanced cold immune system version'."
